Taming Godzilla with bacon and smiles.

A man in booty shorts, surfing the waves with his trusty rooster on the board's nose, looking out for adventure. ...god that sounded silly.

Magnets ^o^

A strained eye staring at the sun.

SUCCESSSsss... WE HAF LIFDOFF.

A generic face. Not bad as faces go.

A bestseller.

An exploding spaceship, with falling soldiers for good measure.

How about some Onigiri?

This meteor looks quite menacing.

Unhappy seal/dog clusterf*ck.

A hero, striking a heroic pose.