Spiderman must respectfully decline the offer of rice, because the brand is Uncle Ben's, which makes him cry at the thought of his Uncle.

Homestuck is some stupid comic thing

Old crotchety man on rocking chair, listens to old busted up radio, and says "I didn't mean to set the woooorld on fiiiiiire"

Either green casper ghost, or mishapen green earthworm, <3's to dance!

No, I wont marry you, you SWINE!

Spiderman must respectfully decline the offer of rice, because the brand is Uncle Ben's, which makes him cry at the thought of his Uncle.

stick figure is not pleased at the fact that she has no boobs

Big oak tree grows in ocean. Lightning storm around it. Stick figure seeks refuge in tree.

Penguin states the obvious to a walking sun in a blizzard

Very well drawn megaman is constipated. You can tell because of the labored look on his face.

poorly drawn mario cowering in fear of angry princess peach

poorly drawn parrot or elephant says vrmor to the even worse monkey or mouse.