Robot Unicorn Attack.

A blushing Karkat implores you to look at his face. For some strange reason, his caps lock key is now functioning.

Hussie/Preston OTP

You may be excused for peeing in a rough oval around the words.

Schadenfreude

Describe Homestuck.

A confused kid in a hat exclaims.

A spiky-haired man holding a bloody sharp thing

A blue bowl with a curious brown substance inside it

Happy face barfing purple vomit

Sonic the Hedgehog green hill zone

Your mother's reaction at discovering your porn stash