Black man gets KFC from an anthropomorphic star for his birthday. This may be racist

A jackalope that had just ate someone alive wanders into the sun, in a trance

Some guy with spiky hair mowing his lawn, except he and his lawnmower are levitating. The clouds, the sun, and a random mushroom are angry

A man with a yellow hat sucking off a refrigerator

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy - the Fonz presumably?

Santa is seriously confused after a group of optimistic orphans look to him for presents. He only has SHIT left. Them poor orphans

A strangely white man lying in coloured-star space, with the word COLORS floating above him in yellow and pink. Quite pretty, actually

I heard George Washington had...like thirty goddamn hands

Pretty sure this is the scene in Signs where Mel Gibson chops off that alien's fingers under the door

You will find a new definition of pain and suffering inside the Sarlacc

Your mom is so satanic she seduces Satan

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