A yella fish tries to philosophize with a shark, but the shark dont care cuz he can get through life with brute strength and minimal thought

8 steak and pork eh heh no big

it's a wedding cake with a boner on top

SHE CAME IN LIKE A WREEEECKING BAAALLLL

The pumpkin spider burns in the light

Doodle or Die

Vegetables are depressing spongebob because he has realized the fruits he could live in if he was above water.

A Turkish man smokes his pipe and happily considers his red and purple hallucinations

o! such bird. so eating. wow. more beak. pls halp.

A man feels miserable as he vacuums the lawn with his rosy bottom.

a black man has been apprehended by the long claw of the law after he tries to be lewd with an innocent banana

all the slender men in the fun hut putting their keys up in the air!

Ladies and gentlemen of the photobooth: upon royal decree of the queef of England, I hereby present to you....EXCALIBUTT!

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