Someone has never seen a naked woman before.

Son decides to humor his mother, who has long been in the throes of dementia, by pretending to fall for her reverse psychology.

Australian outback develops fungal disease. It's always been called "The Petri Dish of Oceania" for a reason, bucko ! ! !

Pinocchio claims to see two green circles and three purple circles.

"Son, this will all be yours someday. In fact, I'm about to get slaughtered by a flock of bluebirds, so it looks like today is your day."

Tomato ruminates on having a nose.

Desperate backpacker courts scale model of Saturn V over a toasty, toasty campfire.

Cow carries unappreciative son's birthday cake to table, silently ruing the cruel passage of time.

Cyclops reacts to the news that her long-lost fraternal twin has in fact been her boyfriend for six years.

Majority Aftermath III votes to save Pluto, I guess???

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Two stoned philosophers try to prove to one another that they exist.

Courage the Cowardly Dog, reimagined as an egg.

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