the cutest damn thing i have seen in weeks... unicorn softly playing ukulele.

Doodle or Die

a caterpillar cover in blisters hates rap sung by white people named larry

lonly man cutting out a paper silhouette cuz he has no friends

a can of oil being poured on a dodo's sexy legs

blue baby is teabagging isaac on top of a bunch of shit

slash left guns and roses to follow his dream of being a garbage man

groot enjoying the booty on his chest

Bob got an f on his thesis statement today. Don't worry bob. 90% of all english classes are completely worthless in the working world.

a hipster stabs a ginger with his glasses that are on the bleeding edge

Mama just killed a man. put a guna againts his head. pulled my trigger now he's dead.

jew frow burger time. just you and your mirror.

a mans kidneys are telling him not to drik pee. one of the kidneys has an afro.

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