I Die when I can't live
the cutest damn thing i have seen in weeks... unicorn softly playing ukulele.
a caterpillar cover in blisters hates rap sung by white people named larry
lonly man cutting out a paper silhouette cuz he has no friends
a can of oil being poured on a dodo's sexy legs
blue baby is teabagging isaac on top of a bunch of shit
slash left guns and roses to follow his dream of being a garbage man
groot enjoying the booty on his chest
Bob got an f on his thesis statement today. Don't worry bob. 90% of all english classes are completely worthless in the working world.
a hipster stabs a ginger with his glasses that are on the bleeding edge
Mama just killed a man. put a guna againts his head. pulled my trigger now he's dead.
jew frow burger time. just you and your mirror.
a mans kidneys are telling him not to drik pee. one of the kidneys has an afro.