A person with 12 heads, 1 arms, 3 eyes (total) and 3 hands

Brown man going to the store

Fuck duck

Japan's flag in a couple of years.

"But Hagrid" Exclaimed Potter as he gripped tightly to a table "Are you sure that putting your, special wand, into me will help my magic?"

Shhhhh no tears. Only dead guy and a cup of beer

Canned heat

GIRL WATCH OUT THERE'S A FLY TRYING TO DRINK YER COFFEE

Fox news being the shit bags that they are blame others for tweeting about shit when they actually were the ones who tweeted it

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOME" Said the long strip of metal as it cried softly onto a birthday cake as two single balloons float behind him

A big black strong independent white woman that needs no kawaii sempai

ITS THE SUN AS DRAWN BY A 3 YEAR OLD