Dude, I have boobs in my ears, I can hear anything

Can't hit me bitch, Im jumping outta the way!

That 70's Gorilla is one hip cat

Velveta river running under Cheeto bridge. Random stick up in the coner

Is no good when your mountains are well below your miniskirt

My little pony's imaginary friend

Maybe I will only 1/2, not famous yet..........no one would give a shit.

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Giant amoeba attacks earth

Big Government vomits on the little guys

"Would you like a slurpy with your nachos?

Wow, worst kiss of my life. I cant even tell if your a chick or a dude. Shit, I don't even know what I am. Where the f' are my pants?