Raichu just kicked mario's ass.

I just had my first period!

My piano just gave birth to a guitar.

Kyle, why are you always fucking up in life. Get your shit together.

I just shit out a double rainbow.

I just found out that I'm pregnant!

Smoking a blunt with some serious goddam pink-eye.

Confucius says that we are never getting to mars.

THis guy is eating the best goddam hamburger in the world.