A blonde woman holds a safe surrounded by caution tape. She is saying, "Don't worry, little guy. I'll keep you safe." (haha, very punny).

A kneeling knight says, "Or else what, bro?" He has a red plume coming out of his helmet. It appears to be a mostly gentlemanly challenge.

A thumb breaking through the portals of time and smashing an iPhone screen

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

A brown dog unenthusiastic says "Ruff Ruff" while sticking its tongue out.

A lumpy grey coat shark preys on the empty blue.

A boy has his arm around his girlfriend. She has blonde hair, wears a pink dress and a pink bow on her head. Both are blushing.

A hamster in a cage

A happy ghost is in a butcher knife fight with an angry man holding a small brown cross, and the man also bears a cross on his chest.

"I'm serious!" claims a brown haired boy (or maybe a girl) with a black shirt and blue shorts, standing beneath the blazing sun.

Jesus and Satan are watching television. Jesus asks Satan if he can pass the chips.

A hippie drinking lemonade while his lady works out