typical reddit user

lionel the lonley penguin is alone

a fresh delicious carrot, picked in the peak of summer, it is perfectly ripe. It is moist, yet crunchy and must be savored with each bite

Brundle fly! you know, Jeff Goldblum after he splices his DNA with a house fly... google it

A marine biologist banana decides to do some "hands on" research in the ocean, and discovers a friendly whale

Draw me a Fricken Yogi Bear, with a fricken lasor on his head.

A can of cambpell's "Cream of rodent" soup

2 lesbians try to make a baby. after several scissor sessions, they find it impossible to concieve, but find an aborted fetus in a dumpster

avatar the last air bender is displeased

goku makes love te love to a blonde sweedish chick

a female cow that has to urinate really bad, but decides to hold it in, after an hour it is just far too much, and pisses everywhere

I AM DONE withishit