Hermoine Granger: wizard by day, smooth jazz artist by night

Cossack comes home after a hard day's work. His wife prepares by CHUGGING A WHOLE BOTTLE OF VODKA IN ONE GO, DANG.

"Mom! Mom! Can I get my picture taken with Swole Santa?"

A weiner flagrantly disobeying the law.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard, USS Blingbling

Unfortunately, NASA's "space shittle" program was not as successful.

Shit in a box. Merry Christmas, son.

Silly monkey, don't sit on the stove, or you'll burn your ass.

Anime bowling pin gets mad at a coconut's narcolepsy.

A green radioactive man is trapped in a circular cage above a red man. They are framed in a gray box.

A sun is mad at being upstaged by a radder sun.

That fucking pony show is about to open a fragile box.