A heffer is selling her services for 1 pound sterling a day.
grey penguin saying " do i gotta choke a bitch?" to two smaller penguins
a cat reads a book while wearing glasses and a snake whants to eat it oh no save the cat oh shit oh no
An orange is confused over a pink catipillar
Cowboy literally puking his guts out as he lies through his teeth. I think he actually DOES regret eating the thrice ingested meatloaf.
man does not want to eat book
A hot cross bun discusses the topical topic of homosexual relationships. (In particular, 2 men)
dino-faggot laughs at scribble
A man farts so loudly during the night, it scares his cat.
Non-English speaking Albino Penguin is upset.
A tangerine successfully performs a chaos dink. You're almost ready for the real thing buddy!
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