Doodle or Die

Someone is homestuck.

Doodle or Die

Hersheys chocolate lays a harsh smackdown to a stubbly cactus in the middle of a desert, while birds watch from a distance.

Doodle or Die

NO FISTBUMPS OR GOATSE ALLOWED. ESPECIALLY NO FISTBUMPING GOATSE.

Doodle or Die

A pokeball juts out of a pokeball-themed sports bag. In the background is grass.

Doodle or Die

A melting clown attempts to withdraw cash from an ATM.

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An angry, sweating, redfaced office worker.

New Chain

miracles everywhere up in this bitch

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A man poops out a firecracker, while people paraglide into a beaker full of piss. THE ARISTOCRATS!

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A bald man and his multiple-tongued frog accomplice are instructed to clean up.

New Chain

FUCKIN MIRACLES

Doodle or Die

A farmer is dismayed to find a corpse hidden in his weed plantation.

New Chain

Kanye West, Vampire Slayer.

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