A very pretty knife with lipstick does not appear to want to open an angry envelope.
wario moves in with dolphins after yoshi no longer loves him
Early Bird gets the Worm
A creepy mouse says that he knows.
An orange is confused over a pink catipillar
New, from Kraft: Ketchup-flavored salt! (look in the crap aisle!)
a suspicious guy with glasses. look out for him
Cowboy literally puking his guts out as he lies through his teeth. I think he actually DOES regret eating the thrice ingested meatloaf.
A snowman with hammers for arms
A heffer is selling her services for 1 pound sterling a day.
A hairy ball flies through the air
a cat reads a book while wearing glasses and a snake whants to eat it oh no save the cat oh shit oh no
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