I TOLD YOU 'BOUT STAIRS, BRO! I WARNED YOU DAWG!

A doctor tells a ten year old girl that she can't have an abortion. She's upset because she is actually a pair of pants.

A scientist's fruitless experiment is presented to his colleagues. they don't have the heart to tell him the truth, so they applaud him

poor oni-child believes that the homestuck fandom is obnoxious- probably because they did a poor attempt at converting him into their kind

A man who has no idea how to wear an eye patch attempts to rob someone with cheese. Clearly this guy needs some mental help.

Amish robber threatens a man with a duckhead handgun

a blue bracelet-wearer isn't sure how to respond to a raccoon awaiting him at the foot of his brown bed.

Sour Bill gets people pregnant. Someone should probably tell King Candy about this...

angry cherry chasing dot muncher is offended

A stormtrooper dreams of anarchy

A pea with a blanket happily walks away from a pile of pink marbles

the protagonist from Dead Space killing something- I assume those parasite-things from the game.