I TOLD YOU 'BOUT STAIRS, BRO! I WARNED YOU DAWG!

A doctor tells a ten year old girl that she can't have an abortion. She's upset because she is actually a pair of pants.

A scientist's fruitless experiment is presented to his colleagues. they don't have the heart to tell him the truth, so they applaud him

poor oni-child believes that the homestuck fandom is obnoxious- probably because they did a poor attempt at converting him into their kind

A man who has no idea how to wear an eye patch attempts to rob someone with cheese. Clearly this guy needs some mental help.

CONGRATULATIONS! THERE IS CONFETTI, SPARKLES, AND THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION: no.

Amish robber threatens a man with a duckhead handgun

a blue bracelet-wearer isn't sure how to respond to a raccoon awaiting him at the foot of his brown bed.

Sour Bill gets people pregnant. Someone should probably tell King Candy about this...

angry cherry chasing dot muncher is offended

A stormtrooper dreams of anarchy

A pea with a blanket happily walks away from a pile of pink marbles