Nickelback.

"I can't be the ONLY one who finds Wolf Blitzer attractive."

But what he didn't expect... was a stack of cannonballs taking a dump on his house.

We need to go deeper... into a picnic lunch.

They tried to make out, but their kazoos got in the way.

This whale is a Mexican stereotype.

The squirrel is only 20 and finding blood in its stool.

He checks the treasure chest for a gun that shoots stds at tanks, but to no avail.

Zordon is frustrated that there's nothing to affix this magnet on in space.

An ant realizes the futility of life and the cruel and uncaring nature of the universe.

FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:RE SEPTEMBER 11 AN INSIDE JOB?? WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

It is a shirtless mariner, and he stoppeth one of three. ' By thy non-euclidian head and drawn-on abs, now wherefore stopp'st thou me? '