A wave of concrete threatens to drown a suicidal banana with a smart phone while it rains.

Donkey made of sticks comes alive in a triumphant leap, heeing and hawwing and happy to be sentient.

Close up of the center of a sunflower. It has eyes and thinks they're the best.

Sometimes when I look at the sky, I feel like I'm falling into it. Happily, I say goodbye to all the assholes who don't draw pictures.

A red rocket hurtles towards the sun. The sky doesn't care. He'll let the floating blue diamonds DEAL WITH IT.

Goffrey Baratheon comes across a painting of himself and shoots it with a gun.

Shrek is buried in a grave decorated with long brown strings that could either be thin poop or thick hair.

Man with a matchstick attempts to set a girl's crotch on fire, except it's already on fire.

Naked man rehearses the pickpocket scene from 'Oliver!'

Someone killed a Smurf and is wearing its skin as a bodysuit.

Jesus invades Disney Land for teaching children about magic.

Beyonce riding a zebra trampling the rest of Destiny's Child.