The captain of the ship is moving at great speeds, but the cone is still moving towards his head. He cannot escape it.

A man with "Fanny V Soy?" tattooed on his cheek attempts to bite the knob of an unsuspecting door.

Man with Nevada-shaped head tries to deny he has a tumor, but a voice in his head will not let him believe it.

chinaman steals picklebaby from meth-addicted mother.

after extreme domestic security cuts, doors are given jobs as policemen

"hey guys, i found this really funny video, fat asian guy dancing lol"

blind man draws guitar

a loser

failed attempt at humor

giraffes are too tall for ferris wheels

As the fumes slowly envelop Mr. Smiley, he thinks back to his family, and how he will never see them again. He cannot stop smiling.

A man in a state of constant confusion is pondering the effects of black-on-white rape without pupils.