A hooker's glass eye falls out at an inappropriate moment.

WACKY WAVING ARM FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE MAN!

Satan hatches from a bird

Josh gets told

Monster offers its kills to the god of yellow and green carpet fibres

Indecision causes Dinosaur Depression

Tom Hanks has mounds of treasure.

An engineer trumps at naughts and crosses.

New Chain

Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

A giant burger that is also a house.

The Japanese flag suffers from the weaboo disease.

"Facebook. Dumbass."

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