Tumblr is sad because people are vacuuming up cat ghosts.

A young man misplaces his glasses and mistakes a rodent for his own feces.

The latest Hollywood blockbuster comedy, "My Baby's a Black Hole!"

I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt! ~The Rap Remix

Rocky and Bullwinkle: Epilogue

Someone put steroids in the butterflies' flowers!

An elephant who is very self conscious about his abnormally small ears wishes the other elephants wouldn't bully him.

Sad person with abnormally long arms wants to fornicate with your sofa.

Walrus is blue because he doesn't like the color purple.

Draw your deepest darkest desires.

No one loves Jack.

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