I will place this banana in my anus

IT'S A VASE

Snakes doing things that require hands

FUCK NO

Jumping over a single brick and so fucking proud of it

COMPLETE FUCKWITS

Bender ate too much

Fuck creepers, always blowin' shit up being assholes.

Servbot with a gangleoma

A wizard is penetrating the earth with his "magic wand"

Lazy fuck can't even bother using a calculator

This chair says no to weed. What a wet blanket.

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