A wrapped present, with a "Merry Christmas." sign over it on a brown-ish background.

Man admires his sick-ass muscles

Motherfucking hitman santa claus, cold blooded killa and all.

A man considers doing something, but after a while of contemplation decides not to

Woman complaining as women about something stupid, as women tend to do

Stranded mouse on a raft surrounded by sharks in an ocean attempting to use its tail to communicate with said sharks.

Surprised shirt-wearing turkey gazing into the distance

Flying man with a surprised mortal looking on