I don't understand someone please get me a responsible translator pls

A mental hospital escapee is elated by the fact that they've escaped and can go to more human facilities.

the purple chair is high on skittles

Lord high lord of the birbs is angry at lord low lord of the birbs for not cleaning. AGAIN.

homeless guy wants something (love)

the pleasure is all yours. ANARCHY!

THE GREAT ZILLAGOD HAS COME TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL.

a blue slime! Kill 10 of these to finish the tutorial!

I GOT THE POWAH! ok draw the logo, but shit.

Simon of the Yogscast chillin to some phat beets

what the fuck is that

A sword crying in the rain.