HOLD IT! You specifically said you left at 5a.m. that morning but Ms. Henderson your neighbor saw you standing outside at 3:40a.m.

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John was left by his wife

My childhood!

Death to Racist Stereotypes

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New Chain

Draw your biggest fear

Grammar Punk

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