With a blue and red pill besides his feet, Neo bends a spoon while shooting a slow motion bullet, all while proclaiming "whoa".

Firefox (who seems to be from the inner city based on his dialect) is protesting his lack of freedom having been taken prisoner by 2 trolls

A pile of Obie Trice's poo

The love child of a pig and an elephant

Two people standing in a pitch dark room giving each other a shit-eating grind.

devil cat is not pleased with his new owner

Someone who fancies providing suction to phallic shaped objects.

New Chain

A treasure map that leads to Uranus full of pirate.. booty

A little green Apatosaurus is being lassoed by green dental floss

New Chain

Nihilists who believe in nussing

reCOCKulous pictogram

A fish is confused if he wants make another fish (who is apparently gay, being of rainbow fish decent) his boo.

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