A pineapple, a totem and a rock cross the road.

A featureless female bod with a tattoo saying Paraguay with another tattoo of a pot leaf bellow.

Murderous manic moon man, makes man short work of surfing white man. He went back his Japanese heritage, and used advanced swords play.

A young, sweet and cute mound of shit, has finally reached its 3rd crownday.

Barrack Obama enjoy the finest of OJ's around. He proceeds to gurgle the orange liquid to fully satisfy his needs.

Doodle or Die

Male has spent the past week consuming methadone. Decides he must eat, so he eats flies for breakfast.

Two blokes having out; by comparing banana sizes.

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A being transcending into its ultimate form; energy.

An unknown form of intelligent communication.

Super nova.

A racially correct white guy unfortunately gets assaulted by a yellow hamster. his black friend, goes to punch the fiend, hits guy instead.

Conglomeration of blue particles surrounding a mound of brown liquid.

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