A group of russian mock a lantern-jawed foreigner who fails to produce the correct number using his magical arrow. However, death approaches
I'm sure to win because my speed is superior.
On a dark and stormy night, you are beset by the ghosts of /fit/ outside your window who taunt you mercilessly with shitty memes.
Just a typical normal Jackolantern. Sitting in an empty room. Nothing suspicious about it. Completely normal. Everything is fine.
Retro game developers planning to include "More Stats" into their game.
Indie dev kickstarter reward "Put your fan character in the game!": Worst case scenario.
A lone soldier on his amphibious boarding craft travels across the peppermint ocean. The beach contains propaganda slogans.
When you in class and the white kid kills himself and you are all like
Giant cute envelope is embarrassed because 8 tiny little green men are attracted to her.
Green team extreme offroad pulling laps around the "Leotn" (Make up what that is)
Multicolored Tetris
Gandhi has been your ally for 200 turns but he suddenly denounces you for no fucking reason.