A castle with no archers manages to kill a lone man, with an arrow

A casual RPG game for casual bad kids

Doodle or Die

A man is making large sums of money off of octopuses

An extremely well drawn man in a suit with a pipe next to a fireplace in a cabin with a bearskin rug. Like 10/10 drawing skill

A pineapple is surrounded by blueberries

Doodle or Die

A corncob is talking smack to a sink

A giraffe gets stuck in a raincloud

A fencer takes his sport too seriously and chops a little boy's arm off in a blood bath

The moon gets close to the sun and exclaims it is too hot

A black man with an oddly shaped head makes a pun

Rudolph taking the stairway to heaven

A ninja is so pissed he uses his last shuriken on an innocent man with flabby arm syndrome

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

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