Doodle or Die

That's not how you decorate your house

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Gnome's poisoning the food at Burger King

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What John Lennon would be up to if he were still alive today.

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flying whale crying from coughing up tiny blue people diving into the mouth of a giant eggplant getting off on it, on a distant planet.

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You forgot to plug the toaster in, yet the toast still burned. How is this so?

1 year in spaaaaaaaace

donut roller coaster

black cock

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old cheese trying to mate with a burrito

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crocodile who is worried about what time it is

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a brain, masturbating

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Mouse saus "U wot m8"

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