a sick banner suggesting i eat more fat

kermit's getting loaded tonight

what's your dad like? think about your dad!

you are a sad, strange little cookie

ugly babies, yolo :(

a duck licking a pizza man

an apple with a buncha pins stuck in it

you should move to canada

terrifying job

i caught a fish with my bare hands!

a pair of glasses sees the future

get me a beer, boy