Scout! You must eat the pineapple or you will die! SCOUT ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING

No, it actually WASN'T me, dear doodler! I assume you saw something wholesome and family-friendly, yes?

Uh, oh man. Heavy's "hand" has literally become a hand.

Scout tell Soldier to grow up while he plays with his crayons. Which is pretty much exactly what we are all doing. How meta.

Bingham O'Warblenshire

Scout and Miss Pauling embrace (AND I SWEAR TO GOD OF ONE OF YOU MAKES PAULING INTO A SPY I WILL.. be very unhappy)

"What's gonna happen, am I going to blow up?" "No, even worse! It'll go straight to your hips!"

Sniper tired, unsuccessfully, to can some fruits.

Fire, Earth, Water, Air... And now, Depression!

Scout creates an acronym: Massive Yummy Agile Super Slappy (MYASS)

Sniper drinks a lot of water so he can fulfill his inflation fetish, which he learned from Sonic

Remember to ta frequent breaks to prevent fatigue and eye strain!