The sun is about to sacrifice unwilling bananas and eggs on a pyre.

Bored computer user realizes her life is empty.

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Doctor Who investigates a drunk, armed, staggering Christmas tree.

Disney characters discuss their sexual abuse at Walt Disney's hands.

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Sun god digs up a pirate's grave.

Man smoking weed in park is counting down to take a big bong hit. Little does he know, it's a rocket launcher.

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