A paedophile reacts with horror as his nose slowly turns into an anus.

"No, no. It's a BLUE swastika. It's totally different. Wait, where are you going?"

The heat of the sun has caused the toaster to malfunction and explode. As least the explosion is happy about it.

"Gently, he pressed it against me. Honey and sandpaper, there's no other way to describe it. I would like you to slap me with a fish."

Beneath an alien sun, a giant, pig-shaped UFO abducts a green fishing boat from a sea of semen.

A brony having a bad dream.

A homestuck fan has a sudden, crushing realisation.

the god of apathy comes to his least fervent subject

The King of Bad Decisions circa 1885, pictured on his first and last day on the throne.

Pouring beer backwards from a black jug has disasterous consequences.

The Hamburgler finally snaps and turns to international terrorism.

A giant cornchip realises the bastards at the tattoo place never finished 'Bjork'.