Kid offers red tulips to Princess Peach. She is very moved by this gesture.

mfw I haven't done any of my school assignments all week

Bearded man on oxi says "Oxi Clean". He has reached full mental clarity.

Who is best girl and why?

You encounter a girl with a taco for a head. "You're Nate, right?" - she says, blushing. How do you proceed?

Disoriented wombat

Mexican headdress.

Jarring jar of Nutella desperate to be eaten at last.

Pop tart on top of a (closed!) banana.

Tell me Potter, where do you see yourself five years from now?

A throbbing heart of gold.

The annoyed girl in bikini shoves her arm cannon in your face. What do you do?