A scholarly duck peruses some artistic softcorn porn magazine, "PlayDuck".

He did not act alone. On the grassy knoll. Lee Harvey Oswald assassinates JFK.

The Sun drops out of high school and gets his GED instead.

Neil Armstrong is depressed and lonely.

Happy bacon man has confidence, self esteem, self worth. And doggone it people like him.

A chubby kid finds his personal Holy Grail, a forest made of theatre quality popcorn.

The soul of a camper leaving a campsite.

Iron my heart until it is no longer wrinkled.

Professor Xavier goes scuba diving.

A mentally ill dog is shot out of a gun.

A scorpion drowns in a community pool. Crowd says "no!"

Spiderman doing Zumba.