A relaxed buff leopard stretches it's deformed chubby stump of a leg to try and grab some meatballs.

A five year olds drawing of a car driving away from a gigantic chocolate ice cream cone.

A victorian shoe vomiting french fries.

A black octopus has lost 3 legs, and is pleading for help.

A stick man excitedly "makin" his mini me out of spaghetti noodles.

Jay Leno soliciting butt-sexytimes.

Huchback cop running from a loaf of french bread.

Uh oh... the special ed kids have taken over the Ugg store, and have decided they must dress entirely in Ugg boots.

The Cheat having a lightswitch rave but, in his excitement, he accidentally grabbed a pickle instead of a glowsick.

A tiny singing stickman in sunglasses throwing a macaroni noodle at a giant finger.

An angry salamander in a toupee walks down the street with a camera and alligator skin purse.

Cucumber knife fight in front of a basketball hoop made of Q-tips at the corn dog carnival.