A guy who didn't follow rules about wearing helmet gets eaten by dinosaurus

Waluigi.

A bean whom supports the use of pacifiers, but encounters a child using a cigarette other than a pacifier, so he threatens with gun

Pyro gingerbread man.

baby eating minion

Truck engaging in reverse cowgirl with a duck.

samurai jack the snake wrangler

someone getting inhaled by one's anus

Mayo but it's actually ketchup so it's a prank.

Walrus crab isotope hybrid thing.