Unrequited love
Oscar the Grouch leads a double life...by day he is a bitchy puppet who lives in a garbage can...by night he is a drag queen.
Attack of the computer virus'! Oh noes!
An innocent raccoon walking through the forest is suddenly attacked by four gelatinous blue blobs
Magical pink pony of friendship
A field of lilacs swaying in a gentle summer breeze
Piece of pie fishing on a dock is being approached by a detached zombie hand.
I don't like you
Gangster is getting tired of your bullshit
Mr. Sneeze is ANGRY
Doughnut crane (with sprinkles!)
Suicide bomber