When I was young I played war games in the woods with my Indian friends. But Indians aren't real. Ghosts are real.
God demands that you smash some small creatures for points.
This is the last time I rent a horse from the Seuss Ranch
Booty Bot's sensors are going haywire! Slammin' booty detected!
That bat knows it's about to go down
Meet hot farmers with 9+' coats. Men or women.
"Hi, I'm uncreative and just wrote 'NO' instead of doing anything interesting."
I am incredibly depressed about my rainbow cloak
A flower and bee are really shy about the pollination process
Hands up, who wants to die?
The real reason why the Titanic sank
Oh no. No no no no no! You tasted the rainbow too much! Now it's out of control! It's too late for me, run while you still can!
70's David Bowie meets 80's David Bowie