A pink washing machine with only blue laundry.

Santa lost a lot of weight and fires his elf.

A man with Elvis hair suspiciously watching a youtube video called "gay cat".

Two evil scissors attacking a contaminated lobster.

A tank attacking a Chinese government building.

A unhuman being not from this world pukes on a graveyard. A boy films him while his father, who had skin cancer, plays a contrabass.

The male genitalia spreading seeds.

A man uses his crippled left arm to dunk a basketball into the basket.There is a tornade raging behind him.

some green lantern shit I guess.

A man who has seen some shit. A rainbow in the background.

An angry piece of of pizza. A sentence requesting the causes for the pizza's mood below.

A careless pyramid on wheels.

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