an attempt to colonize the moon by the Alaskan government goes horribly wrong

a brussels sprout has a pee fetish

spherical angel narrowly misses jet plane carrying billions of dollars worth of livestock

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a white man wishes he was black

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man wants wood in his butt

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Looking for love in all the wrong places

NIGEL THORNBERRY DESCRIBES THE PUMPKINS

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asshole rides shark

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