"Love that crunch!" ~Cathy Mitchell
A nightly news report, but da nooz wepowtah speeks wike dis and iz supew cwingey uwu :3
George Washington and Abe Lincoln fight to the death
The cows secretly planning a coup against the farmer
Shut the fuck up, Phil!
Le ebik so totes randumm ExD lawl #getshrekt
A hobbit has somehow found himself hired as a tech support agent, and is visibly struggling.
The founding fathers are now a team of magical girls with their magical talking (horn)dog companion, Benny.