Ungrateful little shit isn't satisfied with chocolate ice cream. I hate dating single mothers.

the Anime King asks himself: "How the fuck do these glasses stay on my face?"

Now i've seen this fucker before... this is that 2 bit jimmy c. stain who hustled me on that water cooler deal...

holy shit dis man over here aint never seen a bird before! never in his whole damn life he never aint seen a bird. shits crazy man

Doodle or Die

A tiny penguin calls a white-haired man with a handlebar mustache a 'fag'. Very Rude.

those foolish men think they can take down old barkmoss the tree giant. he sweeps away their ballista arrows with ease, grinning.

Listen up Michael; basketball isn't just about money and white chicks, it's about the slams and the jams, do you hear me dog?

、傷をきれいにし、私の傷は私の兄が上に来たかったんしかし、私はノーと言い、彼は私を打ったとき私がプレイステーションで遊んでいた出血を止める習慣と今私が死んでいます助け出血を停止します。軽い切り傷をどのように扱うかの傷を治療する方法助け

red snake is eating green johnny!!! billy offers him a cigar at COMPLETLEY the wrong time!

hilarious prankster gives his friend a tub of 'ice cream', his trustworthy companion unaware that it is actually a tub of bears

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fanatic asks woman with mutilated arms for anal yet she has the audacity to decline

One red brick in a grey world, against all odds! Can he step up to the plate?

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