A boot with facts written on it.

A bucket of grease falls on an eggplant's boobs while an embarrassed broccoli watched. What the hell did I just type?

Sanicula: a genus of plants in family Apiaceae (or Umbelliferae), the same family to which the carrot and parsnip belong.

Centaur eats his dinner while he uses his back as a table and a boy plays Hide and Seek under him.

*bah dum tss*

Angry midgets tell lies.

Man shoots laser beam at vacuum.

Digimon play cards.

Batman does a favor to the world.

A perfect world.

Stick figure learns he has gonorrhea.

Hamburger Helper vs. Hamburger Hepler