It's Link. I guess he has a cutting bit and a blocking bit and also a blue fairy that only he can see.

It appears to be two guys in a dinky boat with blue and red hats claiming that America belongs to them.

Coca Cola always nags me once I cross the 48 hour 'no sleep' line.

I guess Pluto either didn't get a cookie, vomited or crapped on the carpet. I'm not really sure anymore.

Hi, I'm Bob Ross and today I'm going to teach you how to draw a big yellow smiley face, since trees apparently continue to elude you.

Bent up paperclip loves tail-less, ear-less elephant mutant horror.

Robot Hitler knows only ONE number.