Man with no skin gets ostracized by a balding man who can't accept his own baldness, much less the skinlessness of others

Neckbeard rage

Moby contemplates being a responsible Doodle or Die player

A sad parrot ascends into godhood and gets revenge

A nightmare brought to life. A pink disco club is invaded by sentient purple orbs who turn all the dancers into rainbow goo

There can be only one king of all potatoes

It's not a crime. But it should be.

For so long the anorexic walrus struggled with his self-image. It only took one offhand remark from a polar bear to push him over the edge

Lopsided pumpkin quietly wishes it could be more handsome

An obvious man is disillusioned about his gender

Sea creature steps beyond its boundaries to explore counterculture

Rainbow tornado approaches a very poorly designed building