A turkey crying tears of blood

A man and a dildo look at a miniature city floating on gas while wearing happy meal crowns

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A childs pathetic drawing as it tries to understand is molestation

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A fish that has its entrails all over the road, fucking fish

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America trying to fuck up the last place they can for everyone, space

A fucking shitty band

A mutant human trying to throw itself off the top of a building pink ball to end its pathetic existence

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