Google search for "wowwwwwww," it must be something amazing.

Red bearded man looks up

A horrid creature of flesh. This creature has two massive blue eyes which stare directly into the viewers soul. An agape mouth ready to eat.

Magical eggplant which leaves a rainbow trail. On the rainbow is a secret code: "BAD CFI H." Surely this code is the key to a pot of gold?

A goldfish with three eyes dries out on the grass as a sun watches in a gasp.

A croissant wearing a crown. King croissant.

Grandma just got done curling her hair with those curly cylinder things... or it's George Washington... or both?

what.... whqt?

Angry jellfish

A failure

The laughing cow cheese

A cute wiener dog, he looks like a good boy